Despite
what people told me in my childhood, cobwebs ARE spider webs, not just
accumulations of dust. I’m sure the
reason that they told me this was so that I would stop going all « ninja
karate chop freak out » when I encountered them during spring cleaning,
but still, not cool. The thought that I
have been nonchalantly brushing aside spider ass excretions for the past 20 years
or so grosses me out.
At almost
30 years old, you would think that I am old enough to have finally grasped the
concept of not licking/eating things that I am unsure of, but apparently not,
as evidenced by the fact that I licked what I thought was a sprinkle off my hand,
but it turned out to be dried soap. In
my defence, it was pink.
Being in a confined space with about 50 or so people dressed as Santa, but in
spandex, is unnerving to say the least.
Still, props to the people raising money by participating in a Santa fun
run.
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